[princessmchi]

Today’s the day

[thisistheendtimes]

It’s the day!!

[tesslucetram]

He definitely did, but since the whole book is supposed to be a translation of something he found and not something he personally wrote, they’re switched for the audience’s convenience. There’s a lot more to it, but here’s a chart of Shire months from the appendices at the end of RoTK. Elves and men are different, but there was no handy chart.

[plain-flavoured-english]

Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody

[catadromously]

the dubious philosophy of salmon

[mistercrowbar]

ALT

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When you’re a chronic people pleaser forced to juggle the wants & needs of a bunch of weirdos with brain worms

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Hermitgrab

[btc-official]

dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-

me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit

dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿

me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.

high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[capseycartwright]

perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.

[important-animal-images]

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

[spazz4fun]

12/10 Excellent veterinary work!💜

[tadfools]

Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

[tehri]

#where's the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#'he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow'#'good day to you master dwarf how's your husband?'#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i'm courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?'#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok

@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags

[nevertheless-moving]

so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.

[meredithmoriarty]

What do mean there are keys in this game?